Millions (2004)

Millions review (honest opinion) I thought this film was a poor effort (get it?? Haha) about a kid with an accent that you can’t understand. Get a decent budget losers. First of all, if you’re five years old you don’t go around giving people money and you listen to your smart 8 year old brother. I would get it here but there is much more cringe to come. Try not to die along the way peeps. As I stated earlier this 5 year old somehow has an actual concept of money and somehow knows about poor people and saints. Even I don’t know more than like 2 saints. Then again, who cares about saints? Also he keeps seeing saints so he is not healthy. At the beginning of the film he makes a cardboard box or hobo shack because he has no friends. Every time a train comes by its supposed to blast off into space but there never are any because they avoid him because they think he is too wierd like The Grinch he also has a huge forehead like The Grinch. ALSO THER FILM IS CALLED MILLIONS BUT ONLY £220,00 FALLS OUT OF THE SKY. Also he gets killed in the first few minutes by some money falling out of the sky because his forehead isn’t a strong as it seems and some paper breaks through it. Also his cardboard box is somehow broken then the imaginary Aztecs built his hobo shack back up even though they’re imaginary people proving that he’s either in a coma dreaming this or dead and this is the reality hes chosen to live in. Best Bits!(finally) Worst Bits! Everything else Cringeclusion I would rate this film 0 out of 10 for its accents you can’t understand and unclear plot and blinding foreheads throughout